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BETHANY ON PICKING UP ….. FRIENDS.

I’ve been in Canberra for just over 4 months now and since moving here I haven’t picked up any guys… Just girls (oh, but not in the way you’re thinking.) I absolutely love it here and I look at all the amazing friends that I have now...

CARLYS FOOL PROOF GUIDE TO MOVING

They say moving is the third most stressful life event next to divorce and death* *actual fact As someone who has moved ALOT in the past couple of years I can attest to that! You would think by now I would have it down to a fine...

COURTENAY ON BODY HAIR!

Heres some things I wish teachers taught me about body hair because finding it out on my own was just awful! When you start waxing or shaving your downtown you’re gonna go to bed and wake up the next morning and look down and think you’ve been...

BETHANY GETS EMOTIONAL ABOUT EATING

 Emotional eating is never a good thing. Yet why do I forget it every single time the thought process to do it comes around??!! If you follow me on my socials you would know I’m an avid health freak. It’s not just about looking good, my eating/exercise habits...

CARLY ON THE IMPORTANCE OF PRIVACY

#dontlookatme We all have moments when we are alone and we do something that weird’s even yourself out. Like pulling that ugly make up face or plucking that chin hair. Thank god for doors and work hours that allow you that couple of hours by yourself in...

ROSIE EXPLORES WHATS IN A NAME

Here’s a little secret; my name’s not Rosie. (In fact, I have a theory all Rosie’s were born by another name unless they were born dogs.  Seriously, I’ve met more pets called Rosie, than people!) I was named after my paternal grandmother; the late Rosaria Carmella Panetta nee Vallelonga. ...

TULLES ON THINGS BOYFRIENDS PUT UP WITH

I can feel boyfriends around Australia rolling their eyes and nodding along to this! Get more Tulles goodness here. 

WHY CARLY THINKS AUSTRALIA NEEDS TO GET ON THE EUROVISION BANDWAGON

I jumped on your bandwagon late but as they say, better late than never! From the moment that wind machine caught her hair as she sashayed across the stage singing for her life and her country. I was hooked. Why don’t us Aussies get it?! Okay fine...

TANYA STRUGGLES TO ADULT

REMEMBER when you were younger and you thought 30-year-olds were adults? You know, responsible and mature human beings? In your mind they had their lives together and knew what they were doing. Well here I am, I’m 30 and I have no idea. None. All I keep...